This short one-act play is brought to you by the makers of Procrastination and Denial: Stronger Together…
Bossy Amy: HEY! Just what the hell do you think you are doing?! Get off that computer.
Slacker Amy: What? I’m just checking the Facebook, Ebay, Email, Net Galley, Blogging for Books and Yahoo News site before I settle down to read.
Bossy Amy: Bullshit, you’re going to end up on YouTube and waste three hours watching videos before attempting to read after you exhaust your eyes and have a massive headache.
Slacker Amy [in a soft sulky tone]: No I’m not…
Bossy Amy: Yes you are. How many pages are in your current read?
Slacker Amy: 975.
Bossy Amy: And what page are you on?
Slacker Amy: 209.
Bossy Amy: Turn off the computer and hit the book middle-aged lady. …[room starts spinning] Whoa, What was that?
Slacker Amy: Hey this isn’t Facebook!
Bossy Amy: No I thought it was the shower.
Blogger Amy [typing furiously away]: Sorry ladies I’m hijacking this story to share on the blog.
Bossy Amy: Not you too! You are supposed to be on my side didn’t this very morning you posted about setting aside more reading time.
Blogger Amy: Yes, but I also said promises were meant to be broken and to post three blogs a week and there is no way in hell we are finishing A Feast for Crows this week.
Bossy Amy: Well we sure as hell won’t unless we get off the computer.
Slacker Amy: Just as soon as we check our sites.
Blogger Amy: and finish this post.
Bossy Amy: That’s it I’m done, don’t come crying to me when we fall behind and they stop giving us free books we want to read.
Blogger Amy: …. Maybe as soon as we done with this.
Slacker Amy: Fine, but I want a big bowl of popcorn and a cookie.
Bossy Amy: Popcorn yes, cookie no.
Slacker Amy: You are so mean.
Blogger Amy: She really is.
Bossy Amy: Please, if it wasn’t for me nothing would get done.
Slacker Amy & Blogger Amy: True…